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Tuesday Talk

Published:Monday | June 1, 2015 | 12:25 PM

1 Men on the down-low are usually discreet since they don't want their dirty little secret to be exposed, so getting their groove on in a public place is a no-no. And a gym must be the worst place to be caught with one's pants down. Gym equals gossip. Everyone knows that.

2 Those in academia are predicting a mass exodus as the one who thinks he is God himself slips into the high chair. Pity that among some set to take the exit door are talented persons with so much to offer this country.

3 Some people are floored by the slap on the wrist given to the phone thief. And to think persons who steal food because they are hungry are often flung into jail! But a suspended sentence? Persons are asking how come.

4 Political satirists are suggesting that the war of the 'noses' is about to commence. It's rather interesting that both sides can claim to have Mr Nose, so let's see who will win this battle.