Something extra
Aren't you glad that not all events in the world are violent and
unhappy?
Smoke, next fire
1. There is smoke and there is fire. Recent noise about contraband is being described as the smoke obscuring the huge fire that is about to explode as the sleuths get close to the bottom of the pit wherein lies all the clues to the crime.
Get one, please
2. The problem with Mr Ebony & Ivory is that he is not hearing what is being said by those around him. He really does not mean to be wicked, but vanity will not allow him to put in that hearing aid, as everybody is suggesting.
New custos?
3. Another Lady Custos in the waiting? Well, this one has had plenty of practice doing the rounds with her high-profile partner.
Hot topic
4. Suddenly everyone is talking about the enhancements - and it has nothing to do with chicken feed. Soon silicone will be dripping all over their cocktails.
Gamble, gamble!
5. Despite the façade of prosperity, everyone knows the husband is mired in debt. Sadly, he has not been able to shake the gambling habit and they say the horses are about the break out of the gates! Many fear he is about to make a deal with the devil in order to get out of a tight spot.