Tuesday talk

Hottest topics on the cocktail circuit

Give them away!

1 So what should a shopkeeper do if he finds that some of his hams have gone off? Why, give it to the workers, of course. That's what happened last year, so now everyone is anxious to see whether there will be a repeat this year. If workers are treated in this way, no one should expect them to be productive and loyal.

Ja style

2 Only in Jamaica can an employed person announce to his employers that he will be away from work as he has to undergo a "medical procedure".

Careless work

3 There are some doctors who are building up a reputation for careless work. Many stories are being told of misdiagnoses, wrong medication, etc., and it is always the same person involved. So, do our doctors need some refreshing? Mistakes could be fatal.

New love

4 The fabulous widow is expected to step out soon with her new love. From all reports, a chance meeting in a distant land has blossomed into something fabulous, so watch this space for the unfolding story.