Tuesday talk

Where's Lady Death?

1. A number of theories abound to explain the disappearance of Lady Death. Some say she talked too much, others suggest she saw too much. But most people feel the events occurred after an encounter with a type of reptile. Let's wait for the whole story to unfold.

Call in the IMF!

2. The leakage through the nation's ports is cause for concern in an era when all revenue is needed to pull the country out if its hole. Call in the IMF, some people suggest, because if Jamaica needs action on any front these days, it will be done if the IMF wants it done. Our new landlord, as they say.

Victory for consumers!

3. Tuesday Talk has scored a victory for consumers because at least one major distributor has changed the labelling on its products by highlighting 'in bold' the cost of one item instead of the cost of 12 as they did before.

Here's my mansion!

4. The politician appears to have a new vocation. Apparently, he has been taking photos of the big mansion to show to those who have not gone sightseeing lately. Before your mind starts racing, don't assume anything as you would be amazed to know which side he is on. Some are convinced that 'bad mind' is the reason. The movers are already packing!