Tuesday Talk

1. Who sets up a recording device beneath the matrimonial bed? Someone who doesn't trust his spouse maybe? Little did he know that the helper and driver were romping in their bed while they were out. The pair disappeared when confronted and have not been seen in days.

2. Another medic is set to enter representational politics. It is becoming apparent that once persons get a taste of the limelight, they yearn for more. Watch this space for more.

3. Opportunistic people can become anything once there are benefits to be derived. Take this supposedly heterosexual A-lister. He confessed to his friend that he could land his dream job if he became gay. What do you know, he starts the job this week.